Beyonce is a moron

So, have you heard that Beyonce prefers to be called 'Sasha Fierce' when she's in 'character' for stage performances?

So ridiculous. Could she be more self absorbed?

Also - Sasha FIERCE? It makes me want to slap her so much. SO much.

Then I saw her with this weird gauntlett-style metallic metal glove/bionic hand thing.

It took a while to scrape my brains off the floor, but I piled it all back in my exploded head and was able to squeeze out this post.

I hate Beyonce. I HATE HER. She's going ON THE BANE LIST.