Sunday, February 26, 2006

Jaime Pressly's new clothing line: Slut Threads

Ok, it's not called Slut Threads, but it could be. Goddam! The clothing line is called 'J'aime' (I love). There are several things I'd like to point out on these photos from the promotional shoot:

  • - Jaime Pressly has a really hot body
  • - BUT Jaime Pressly has a nasty face
  • - Jaime Pressly obviously is a believer of the "bring-an-ug-or-two-along" strategy. Ugs make you look hotter by default
  • - Jaime Pressly has a really bad pube perm
  • - J'aime clothing is meant to be worn without pants (?)
  • - J'aime clothing was designed with the help of hookers and strippers
  • - Jaime Pressly has chosen equally fug shoes/boots to accent her clothing line
  • - J'aime clothing line has a large amount of stock in 'Road-Sign-Yellow'
  • - Jaime Pressly thinks that a bandeau bikini and a belt is an outfit
  • - Jaime Pressly thinks that one shouldered-tops are flattering

Conclusion: J'aime is ug and only whores and sluts will buy it

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